Tiger of the Princess?

Would you take Bob Hoskins, or Bob Hoskins and Jessica Rabbit? This and more philisophical discussion tomorrow, on MOOAN, channel 5.

 

Vacation time Brothers, VACATION!

We have had a blast here! Or rather there. In Barbados. Me and the gang headed on to the isles for the past week. Had a blast. I think something happened between me and Dr. Lickenzeesicle. Don't ask, don't tell. Po Po was off the hook. Dr. Kilockawocky invited that senator from Naboo; I'm not sure about that one. Something about his disappearnces every 45 minutes into the holoprojector room. I could have sworn he had a black robe, complete with hood, in his closet too.....

Supreme Pontificate Sought

Techno Republicans have released photographic evidence of our esteemed leader, the Supreme Pontificate. His exposure to Techno Teddy is alarming, but not enough to make us hide. The Office of the Supreme Pontificate has released this statement:

"The Supreme Pontificate is not worried at this time by the low-blow dealt this morning by Techno Teddy. Now that the cat is out of the bag, we will be displaying his image proudly now. T-shirts, comic books, even decorated diapers are going in to production as we speak. His image will be a beacon of light for our people. Also, in the news is the succesful displacement of Thomas Harris, former drag queen and Minister of Defense for Techno Teddy. He was taken out by one of his own, and we proudly attribute our efforts with the investigative reporting unit to this triumph."

Dr. Frankenheim Kilockawocky III's Site

We have a link up and running for Dr. Frankenheim Kilockawocky III and associates.

http://kilockawocky.blogspot.com

Terminology

We are introducing a new term for the enemy. Dr. Kilockawocky, Maguska, and Lickenzeesicle have studied every name ever used in history. They have come to the conclusion that Teddy is the most feared name in all of name history. And what regime is the most feared: The Techno Republic. Therefore, we are going to be refering to Techno Republicans from now on as Techno Teddy. it's the same principle as Charlie, the name assigned to Vietnamese in that war America lost. This poster will be found at local public areas beginning on March 13th, the Friday of choice.

Dr. Frankenheim Kilockawocky III

Be sure to check in with my affiliates:

http://bakuda.blogspot.com/ ----- DA's Office of Baku
http://moptechno.blogspot.com/ ----- The Ministry of Propaganda

They update often with news from the western front. Also, we look forward to the addition of Dr. Frankenheim Kilockawocky III to our ensemble. Dr Kilockawocky is a doctor in selfhelpology. He will be hosting a wonderful site with insightful looks into the psychosis of the enemy. Here is a preview:

A viper's nest has been stirred. A hornet's haven has been molested. A grizzly bear's dwelling has been disturbed. Now, at the hour of vengeance, the Monastic Order of Al-Nahkal Ninjas stir from the ashes of the burnt phoenix. Risen by the governing forces of retribution, we raise our heads, crane our necks, and blow our noses at the Techno Republic. Pictured above is Agent Ulysses. That is before the Techno Republic captured him during a recent mission. He was a family man, father of two. His death has initiated the Ulysses Science Grant, a foundation for students interested in the science field. For short, we're going to refer to it as the Ulysses S. Grant.

Baku Backs MOOAN

Baku's District Attorney, Rupert Balto, has officially tied the political knot with Monastic Order of Al-Nahkal Ninjas. Together, I foresee a dawning of the age of Aquarius. Quiver in your boots Techno Republic. For you shall meet the end of your failed and useless existence. Is that a threat? In the words of an anonymous poet dating back to 1672, "Yes."
Oh, and we also have a new cabinet position filled today. Please give a warm welcome to Larry Jacktipper, our new Chief of Wild Frontier Affairs.

Well things are kicking off with a bang! GS27 has officially endorsed our cause. We here at MOOAN don't like NASCAR racecars. They are billboards with V8 engines. So, we will not accept any further endorsements from corporate entities. We hope to gather a legion of followers, but as far as funders, GS27 will remain our sole sponsor. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Minister Koichi

Launching our campaign starts with propaganda. Therefore, Minister Koichi, who has headed up the Department of Propaganda, has begun a political campaign to gain territory. Japan will fall to us within weeks. It is without doubt. It is inevitable. Marty McFly is no threat to us, too. We have sent Ninja Monks to disable the flux capacitor. He will be unable to toy with our plans. Take a look at Minister Koichi's initial ad. I must say I am thoroughly impressed. Good platform. Instills the fear, gets the message across.

Genesis

Today begins our campaign. Witness the rise of the Monastic Order of Al-Nahkal Ninjas. The Techno Republic will be terrified. Babies will cry. Milk will curdle. Horses will neigh. They have been warned.