
Baku's District Attorney, Rupert Balto, has officially tied the political knot with Monastic Order of Al-Nahkal Ninjas. Together, I foresee a dawning of the age of Aquarius. Quiver in your boots Techno Republic. For you shall meet the end of your failed and useless existence. Is that a threat? In the words of an anonymous poet dating back to 1672, "Yes."
Oh, and we also have a new cabinet position filled today. Please give a warm welcome to Larry Jacktipper, our new Chief of Wild Frontier Affairs.
Oh, and we also have a new cabinet position filled today. Please give a warm welcome to Larry Jacktipper, our new Chief of Wild Frontier Affairs.

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